Love Sunshine

Sunshine, not Moonshine is what London wants

After much deliberation I have decided to stand for London Mayor. http://www.londonelectsyou.co.uk/MemberProfile.aspx?member=402395

Londonelectsyou are allowing Londoners to vote for real people - instead of self-serving politickers out to feather their own nests, feed their newts or afford better hair-control products - and enable candidates to put on the agenda policies that really matter to London. It also provides a soap box for every mountebank and self-promoter to step on to and spout his own brand of moonshine to the people. Needless to say, I mount my solar soapbox out of the purest motives, and to help bring sunshine, not moonshine to path the grey streets of London with sparkling sunlit gold.

Sunshine is the one thing that unites, excites and delights London. It brings us out on the streets (which is more than can be said for politics or polling days), crowding the parks and urban beaches, the city squares at lunchtimes and the pub pavements in the evenings. LONDON LOVES SUNSHINE, and London will have Sunshine if it votes for me: standing as The Sunshine Superman at http://www.londonelectsyou.co.uk/MemberProfile.aspx?member=402395

So vote, sun-lovers (you can vote for the real scoundrels on the day), voting for me helps publicise the current solar rights abuses London and the whole of the UK suffer from currently. Do your bit to let the sunshine in, and ensure the Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow (or rather May 1st), in old London Town.